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IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED THERE IS NO STATUS QUO

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It’s gone in case you didn’t notice, the status quo. Obama flipped it over his back like he would a long shot. It doesn’t matter whether it is good or bad or right or wrong when it comes to people with the most talent trying to survive and making themselves stand out amongst the restive classes (middle, upper lower, low and lowest) who find themselves standing in a line at the STATE office with their hand out and a number: 0022110044999383 … next!

If you think a traditional, wordy, same old resume is going to do you any good right now, you deserve a job as a shovel shover or a trash, sorry, waste specialist. You don’t know jack if you think resumes (invented after the second world war, that’s WWII! when jeeps were for the Army, and Eisenhower jackets were cool) are still meaningful when they say things like “objective” and “work experience.” The categories today are “I am, I can, I will.” If you don’t get it, you lose.

Bioblogs are not for everyone. If you are everyone, get off this blog.

Adieu.

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Written by 1stbioblogger

March 4, 2009 at 10:11 pm

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DEPRESSION BIOBLOG BLUES

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MARCH 2009 NEWS RELEASE

WORD-DRIVEN RESUMES FLOOD MARKET, READERS DROWN

BIOBLOGS TO THE RESCUE!

As the already too busy marketplace for workers and talent is flooded by the surging newly unemployed, a new problem arises: the majority of these folks have NEVER used a resume before and are being SNOOKERED by the greedy word crafters of traditional resumes (and those expensive “cover letters”) without so much as a clue as to what a waste of hard earned money it is to throw another piece of paper full of hackneyed key words and stilted verb-phrases into the all consuming fire of THE RESUME FILE. Does anyone really believe that their word-based resume can possibly grab 2 seconds of attention in a stack of hundreds and thousands and millions? Wishful thinking.

NEVER has their been a better time to employ a strong, attention grabbing, high value graphic resume. That is what a bioblog is for, to get 2 seconds of attention.

BAIT IS BAIT, SOME IS BETTER, BIOBLOGS ARE THE BEST.

Written by 1stbioblogger

March 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Posted in resumes